Nintendo’s Alarmo turned my bedroom into a battleground
It was only on day two of introducing Nintendo’s new alarm clock to my household that my girlfriend began to crack. As we woke up one morning to the chaotic sounds ofSplatoon 3, she turned to me in a morning daze. “I don’t like the Alarmo,” she sadly squeaked with tired sincerity. “It’s aggressive.” As if on cue, the sound of an army of Inklings firing their weapons blared from the nightstand....